justin wilson fishing with dynamite

The Game Warden and Cajun fish story

Alvin Blaine

 


From:
Picture Rocks, Arizona, USA

Post  Posted 5 Oct 2002 2:20 pm    
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A Cajun, leaving a bayou, was recently stopped by a game warden in Southern
Louisiana. The Cajun had two ice chests of fish. The game warden asked the
man, “Do you have a license to catch those fish?” The Cajun replied, “Naw,
ma fren, I ain’t got none of dem, no. Dese are my pet fish.” “Pet fish?” the
warden replied. “Ya. Avery night I take dese here fish down to de
bayou and let dem swim ’round for a while. I whistle and dey jump rat back
into dere ice chests and I take dem home.”
“That’s a bunch of hooey! Fish can’t do that!” The Cajun looked at the game
warden for a moment and then said, “It’s de truth ma’ fren, I’ll show you.
It really works.” “Okay, I’ve GOT to see this!” the curious game warden
said. The Cajun poured the fish into the bayou and stood and waited. After
several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, “Well?” “Well,
what?” said the Cajun. “When are you going to call them back?” The game
warden asked. “Call who back?” the Cajun asked.
“The FISH.” the irritated game warden answered. “What fish?”
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Paul Graupp

 


From:
Macon Ga USA

Post  Posted 5 Oct 2002 6:22 pm    
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Reminds me of the one where a game warden in disguise went fishing with a good ole boy and when they were out on the river, the GOB reached under his seat for a stick of dynamite, lit it and threw it into the river.

The game warden told him who he was and that he couldn’t do that. GOB got a second stick, lit it and handed it the the game warden………

Are you gonna sit thar or are you gonna fish ??

Boudreax and Tibodaux go hunting with Boudreax’s new labrador hunting dog. Man Tibodaux this is the best Dad Gum dog I ever had. He’s so smart I can send him out to a pond and he’ll come back to us and tell us how many ducks are in dat pond. Tibodaux looks at Boudreax like he’s plum crazy, “Well I ain’t never hurd of such a ting, forgive me Boudreax but I just don’t believe you” “Man I’m sure sorry to hear that, I guess I’ll just have to showed you”.

Boudreax goes and gets his black labordor hunting dog out ot the truck, grabs him by the collar and whispers something in his ear. That little hunten dog gets all excited, jumped up and schoom! ran full bore speed into the marsh. A couple of minutes later that dog comes back, ARF wags his tail a bit and another ARF. What that crazy dog doing Boudreax? He’s telling me that there is one duck in that there pond, man you still crazy as far as I can see, I just don’t believe you.

Boudreax grabs the dog, whispers something in the corner of its ear and sends the dog to the pond on the other side of the road. Couple of minutes later the dog comes back, gets all excited ArF, ArF and wags his tail. See I told you Tibodaux, there are two ducks in that pond. Man my friend that dog is amazin, never seen dat before, I garontee. Tell him to go see how many ducks are in that pond over there.

Boudreax grabs the collar of the black labador hunting puppy, whispers in his ear and schoom off he runs again into the marsh. This time a bit of time passes when finally out comes the dog all excited. The hunting puppy picks up a stick and starts swing it around, beating the side of the truck and just going crazy. Man Boudreax, your dog dun went crazy what’s wrong wit him, heen?

Der aint a damb ting wrong with dat dog hes just trying to tell us “There so many ducks in that pond you can’t shake a stick at em”